Elm Street Jokes

The church on Elm street is hosting a prayer meeting for people with low self esteem. Please use the back entrance.

Freddy and Jason visit Elm Street bar.. It stenches of blood, booze, and tears. A typical Halloween massacre. Freddy approaches Jason with a goblet of blood, as tradition ensues, and sits besides him. ""Drink up friend,"" Freddy says, patting him on the shoulder. Jason shakes his head, full of frustration, and drinks up, fast. Gulping it all down. When he reaches the end of his drink, he stares up at Freddy, sporting a smirk, trying so very hard not to laugh. He pushes a flyer over to Jason. ""S…

""How come you're late?"" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. ""It was awful,"" she explained. ""I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course. ""What did you do?"" asked the bartender. ""I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!""

Why was Freddy Krueger late for work? Cause traffic is a nightmare on Elm Street.