An old Jewish man is on his deathbed...
An old Jewish man is on his deathbed, and his family is gathered around him. He's too weak to lift his head or even open his eyes, but he can talk to his family.
"Rachel, my beloved wife of fifty-seven years. The love of my life, my soulmate, the woman God created me to be with, are you here?"
She replies "yes, my wonderful husband. I'm here, just like I swore I would be all those years ago at our wedding. I'm here."
The old man smiles. "David, my eld…