What do you call... ...a man in a bush? Russel! ...a man in a lake? Bob! ...a man with a car on his head? Jack! ...a man with a spade in his head? Doug! ...a man without a spade in his head? Douglas! ...a man with a toilet on his head? Lou! ...a man with a map on his head? Miles! ...a man hooked to the wall? Art! ...a woman slates on her head? Ruth! ...a man with a plank on his head? Edward! ...a man with TWO planks on his head? Edward Wood! ...a man with THREE planks on his head? Edward Woodwar…