Eastern Ukraine Jokes

Conference between Putin, Merkel, and Poroshenko Merkel: Mr. Putin, what do you have to say about Russia's involvement in eastern Ukraine? Putin: Donetsk me! Poroshenko: Oh Kiev me a break, we know you guys are shelling our towns and killing our soldiers and civilians? Do I look like a Donbass? Putin: Blah, blah, blah, blah, Crimea river!

Have you heard about President Clinton's plan to secretly bomb eastern Ukraine? He called it the ""Donetsk, Don't Tell""

A recent joke from eastern Ukraine Two friends meet, both native Russian speakers as is everyone in this region but one speaks Russian, and the other insists on speaking Ukrainian. ""Why are you speaking Ukrainian?"" asks one friend. ""Are you afraid Ukrainian nationalists will come and kill you?"" ""No,"" comes the reply. ""I'm afraid if Putin hears me speaking Russian, he will come to protect' my rights!