The Jewish talking dog Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, ""My dog has a problem. "" Dr. Saul says, ""So, tell me about the dog and the problem. "" ""It's a Jewish dog. His name is Seth and he can talk,"" says Morty. ""He can talk?"" the doubting doctor asks. ""Watch this!"" Morty points to the dog and commands: "" Seth, Fetch!"" Seth the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, ""So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around lik…