Dr Oz Jokes

"Dr. Oz" sounds like the guy you'd buy shrooms from in community college.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head? Ducks like a quack.

Q: What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by? A: QUACKer Oaths.

Apparently, Trump is blaming Melania for advising him to endorse failed NJ candidate Dr. Oz. Which makes sense, he blames illegal immigrants for everything. update: thank you to /u/supergenius98k for the original comment that made this joke. I enjoyed it but couldn’t find the comment again when submitting to r/jokes. thanks to /u/martini497osu for finding the source for me