Sadie Goes to The Doctor Sadie went to see her doctor and when he asked her about her problem, she replied that she was suffering from a discharge. The doctor said, ""OK, Undress please and go lie down on the examination table."" She did what he asked. The doctor put on his rubber gloves and began investigating her ""private parts"". After a couple of minutes, he asked Sadie, ""How does that feel?"" ""Wonderful,"" replied Sadie, ""but the discharge is from my ear.""