A man walks into a pet shop. While he's browsing, there's one pet that catches his eye. It's a tall, sharp-beaked bird with beautiful jet black plumage; a condor, to be precise. Upon, further inspection, however, the man notices that the condor is unusually thin. Sickly, even. More than a little troubled, the man gets the shopkeeper's attention and asks him about the bird. ""What's wrong with your bird? It looks like she hasn't eaten in weeks. Don't you feed your animals?"" The shopkeeper sighs …