Tanslated East German Jokes A man walks to the dock where he sees a big cargo ship. He shouts: ""Where are you heading?"" The captain answers: ""We are a trading ship loaded with industrial goods and are headed for St.Petersburg to trade with the sowjet union."" The man: ""Oh and with what are you getting back?"" The captain: ""If we are lucky we get back with our ship."" -------- The sowjet Union and the people's republic of China had some border conflict where Moscow threated to use nukes. Aft…