An alien crash-lands on Delancey Street... And he steps out of his smoking ship, cursing and kicking the side panels. He decides to step into the first place he sees, which is Russ & Daughters delicatessen. The fellow behind the counter is a bit startled to see an alien in his shop, but he says, ""what can I get for you, sir?"" The alien says, ""My ship crashed! I need a *troover* to get it working again. ""Well, what's a *troover?*"" asks the man behind the counter. The alien sighs and says…