Degrees N Latitude Jokes

man in a hot air balloon A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he's lost. He lowers the balloon, spots a man down below and shouts, ""Can you help me? I promised a friend I'd meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."" The man below says, ""Yes, you're in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field, which is at 42 degrees N. latitude and 60 degrees W. longitude."" ""You must be an engineer,"" says the balloonist. ""I am,"" replies the man. ""How did you know?"" ""Well,…

Manager at work told me this one the other day. This is for all my fellow engineers! A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below says, "Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. Latitude,…

The Truth About Managers A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: :Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man below says: “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.” “You must…