An athiest wakes up in hell.
He looks around confused at the bright shining sun and the best beach party he's ever seen.
People are singing and dancing, laughing and playing, splashing in the crystal water and drinking, just having the best time.
Shortly the devil walks up to him wearing shorts, hat, and raising a glass of champagne welcoming him to hell.
The athiest sputters, "But, but, but, where's the fire and brimstone and suffering and torture for all eternity? " The devil stops for a …