A blind man goes on vacation. He's never been to Texas, and decides to check it out. He books his plane tickets, heads to the airport, and gets on the plane. When he sits in his seat, he's amazed to discover that the seat is much bigger than any airplane seat he's ever sat in. ""Wow, this seat is gigantic!"" he says. ""I can practically curl up and fit my whole body on this chair!"" The woman next to him says, ""Sure, everything's bigger in Texas, hun."" The blind man lands at Dallas/Ft. Worth a…