Irish guy in a pub...
Irish guy named Shaughn walks into a bar in County Clare. He orders three beers, sits by himself, and drinks them. The pub keeper thinks it is strange but doesn't say anything. He does this every afternoon for the next 6 months. He comes in, orders three beers, and drinks them by himself. Finally the pub keeper has to ask why he does this and Shaughn replies, "I have two brothers and one lives in the US and one in Australia. We have vowed that whenever we drink we will hav…