[NSFW] Oblivious Spanish Teacher Our Spanish 3 teacher came from Costa Rica and doesn't understand a lot of figure of speeches in English. In our class today, she assigned the class into groups and had them write a story in the preterite / imperfect with a conflict in it. One of the groups went up in front of the class to present. There's one person reading, one person sitting on a chair, and one standing. The person sitting says in Spanish ""I am beating my meat"" and proceeds to take his fist …