Confucius Jokes

Confucius on baseball Confucius say ""Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk""

Confucius say man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers

Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt

Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park ...But its better to park meat in the girl.

Confucius say....... ........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up.

Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger

Confucius say... man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

Confucius say: Man who is outstanding in rain dance will be out standing in rain.

I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up.

Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit.

Confucius say, ""woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down."" It's true. Do the math.

Confucius say... He who farts at church, sits in his own pew.

Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot

Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok.

More Wisdom from Confucius Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, usually wakes up with stinky fingers. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner.

Let's hear some Confucius Jokes I'll start Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy.

I hope Confucius type jokes are alright. Chinese mating robots, make many chinks.

Confucius said, man who sleep with itchy bum... ... wake up with smelly finger. BA DUM TSS~

Confucius say, man who fart in church. Sit in own pew.

Confucius say..... Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes

Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!

Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired.

Confucius Say Women who fly plane upside down have crack up.

Confucius say: Woman who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.