Chicken Chicken Chicken
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken.”
She said I wasn’t funny but she couldn’t have been right because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal.
I told my dad what happened and he said that she was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s offi…