Colleen Jokes

Do you really have to be skinny to wear skinny jeans or can you be a big fat giant monster? (asking for my big fat friend, Colleen).

A young girl from Ireland leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a full-length mink coat. ""Begorrah, Colleen,"" says her mother. ""Tis a lovely soft coat yer wearin' an' it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?"" Colleen replies, ""Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Don't they have wonderful prizes in London?"" When the weekend's over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but she's back to visit her mom a few mo…

A Union Steward goes to a brothel . . . . . . and asks the Madam "Is this a union house?" "No it's not" she replies. "How much do the girls earn?" the union man asks. "You pay me $500, the house gets $400 and the girl gets $100" "That's crass exploitation!" the man yells and stomps out. Eventually he finds a union brothel and asks "If I give you $500, how much does the girl get?" The Madam says "She gets $400". "That's great!" the union man says. "I'd like Colleen" "I'm sure you would"…