A joke I came up with that I told people in a dream this morning...
A ship belonging to a seafood company from Italy accidentally drops tons upon tons of live lobsters overboard off the coast of Maine. Upon hearing this news, a lobster-catcher from Maine down on his luck jumps on his boat to catch as many of the lobsters as he can and sell them before the Italian company can get them back.
As he doesn't know quite where the lobsters had fallen into the water, he casts his net out and tries to …