Coast Of Germany Jokes

An English navy ship is sailing off the coast of Germany... When the ship runs into a giant boulder underwater and starts sinking. The captain quickly gets on the radio and says ""Mayday mayday. This is the English navy we are sinking. I repeat we are sinking."" With no response from the German navy base. After numerous attempts they finally hear a German soldier speak over the radio: ""OK...What..uh... What are you sinking about?""

A British trawler is sailing off the coast of Germany when suddenly the ship starts taking in water. The ship is sinking fast and the captain immediately gets on the radio to contact the German coast guard. "Help!" he exclaims, "We're sinking! We're sinking!" A hesistant voice comes from the radio. "Um...v-vot are you sinking about?"