A man walks into a record store... A man walks into a record store, looking confused. The owner approaches him: ""Hey, you seem a little lost. Can I show you where anything is?"" ""Uh yes, actually."", the man replies, ""I'm looking for some classical music, as I've never listened to it before."" ""Oh, well we have a vast variety of classical music in this section. Feel free to go to the counter if you have any questions."" A few minutes later, the man goes to the counter holding two vinyls. ""D…