Clarences Jokes

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river, and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sun-up, Rufus and Clarence would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at each other ""Rufus!!"" Clarence would shout. ""You better thank yor lucky stars I cain't swim...er I'd swim this river and whup your butt!!"" ""Clarence!!!"" Rufus would holler back. ""You better thank YOUR lucky stars that I…

The last joke my grandma told me Note: My grandmother used to call me up once a week and tell me the latest joke that she had picked up from who knows where. She passed away earlier this year and I cannot begin to say how much I miss her jokes. This one was the last one that she ever told me. It wasn't the funniest by itself but to hear a little old lady at the other end of the phone that had to start over two or three times because she laughed so hard at herself was enough to have me rolli…