City One Jokes

A man traveling into the city One evening, a man who is traveling into the city encounters to a stop light with one of those new traffic cameras installed. As he approaches the light it is green, and then turns yellow as soon as he is passing, but as he passes he notices the camera flash and take his picture all before the light turns red. Confused, he decides to turn around and approach the light again, this time crossing as it is still green, and like before, it flashes as soon as he crosses. …

The city One day a man sat on his front porch watching traffic go by. When a truck stops on the side of the road with the words ""keep the city beautiful"" written on the side. The driver gets out of the truck and digs a hole then gets back in. A few minutes pass and the passenger gets out and fills in the hole. The men pull forward about ten feet and repeat the process. After the truck does this a few times the man on the porch gets up walks over to the truck. He knocks on the passenger side wi…