The Cigar Store [Ignore the fact that I'm writing this in English] In the city of Quebec, there a cigar store. The owner is going on vacation. To keep his business running he asks his friend to take over while he's away. The thing is, his friend doesn't speak a word of French while most people in the city don't speak a word of English. The owner tells him not to worry as customers always ask the same three questions, all he has to do is memorize the answers and all will be well. He tells his fri…