Chuck E Cheese Jokes

Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese. Apparently they have a "family" & a "wife" & I'm "ruining their dinner."

A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent

Siri, what's depression? Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese.

Banned from Yelp for including "the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask" in my Chuck E Cheese review

"Settle down. You can play Whac-a-Mole when the man with the neck tattoo uses up his tokens." Chuck E Cheese is such a special place.

Sorry I conned your kid out of their Chuck E Cheese tickets. Maybe try not raising a sucker. Now excuse me, I have a sweet toy to play with.

I'd rather be chased by a pack of cannibal Oompa Loompas riding hungry velociraptors than go to your kid's Chuck E. Cheese birthday party.

Mature Fun As I was treating my daughter and her family to the buffet at a casino, all the bells and whistles for a winning slot machine began to go off. My seven-year-old grandson was awed. ""Wow!"" yelled Casey. ""This is like Chuck E. Cheese for old people.""

Why are abortion clinics like a trip to Chuck E Cheese? It brings out the kid in you

What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it.