Two Jewish men are talking [This joke is best when read with a heavy Yiddish accent.] The first man says ""Oy vei! This is a disaster! My son has fallen in love with this Christian girl. He is running off to become a Christian!"" The second man replies ""Oy vei! My son too is becoming a Christian! This is a disaster indeed. We should go consult the rabbi and ask what to do."" So they go down to their synagogue and go up to the rabbi and say ""Rabbi! Rabbi! We both have a problem. Our sons are ru…