Chris Pratt is my favorite actor whose name sounds like if a rodent fell in the McDonald's deep fryer#Chris Pratt#Mcdonalds#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So Elon Musk, Chris Pratt, and Neil deGrasse Tysons walk into a bar.... There's no punchline just give me upvotes.#Chris Pratt#Neil#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film... Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?#Chris Pratt#Jurassic Parks0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My girlfriend always takes long showers after watching movies starring Chris Pratt I don't know what she's doing in there#Chris Pratt#Dating0🔗 ShareWhatsApp