How does Chris Martin play monopoly? With a paira, paira, pairadice#Chris Martin#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Coldplay is doing charity work in an African hospital. They met a few jaundice patients. Chris Martin said 'It was great. They were all yellow'#Chris Martin#Coldplay#African Hospital#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm starting a band. It'll be called ""The disease"" just so I can call Chris Martin to tell him he is part of neither the cure nor the disease.#Chris Martin0🔗 ShareWhatsApp