Chow Chow Jokes

My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young. I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC: Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow - a bulimic dog Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso + Peekasso - an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever - the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound - a dog for financial advisors Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador - a dog that barks incessantly …