A pretty girl walks into a mathematician's and engineer's lab...
... and says she will bang whichever of them shows the most athletic or intelligent talent. Since they are equally smart, they decide to go 3/5 on a few different exercises at the gym. The first exercise is chin-ups, which the engineer wins. The second is long jump, which the mathematician wins. The third is squats, which the engineer fails in a matter of seconds.
It is clear to the engineer when the reach the fourth event, short…