A Russian boy walks up to his grandfather... ""Grandpa, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster at the Chernobyl Power Plant?"" he says. ""Yes, there was."" replied the Grandfather, patting the boy's head. The boy then says ""And is it true that there were absolutely no consequences of it whatsoever?"". The Grandpa says ""Yep. None at all."" and pats the boy's second head