A Tale of Two Unfortunate Aggies Two Aggies went ice fishing, but it was kind of a bust. They spent all weekend just clearing enough ice to get the boat in the water, and didn't have time to actually fish. Someone was kind enough to explain to them how you ice fish. So they went to a new spot (too ashamed to go to the old one.) They took out their drill to cut through the ice. They heard a huge voice booming out of no where, ""THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."" They're a little discomfited, but …