A young man shows up... ...to pick up a girl, Carrie, for their first date. When he rings the doorbell, Carrie's father answers the door and says, ""Carrie is still getting ready, but she'll come downstairs in a few minutes. Why don't you come in and tell me what your plans are for this evening?"" The young man replies, ""Well, sir, I guess I just figured we'd go to a soda shop or see a movie or something."" To which the father replies, ""Well, those are nice ideas, but you know what Carrie real…