Captain Morgan Jokes

Hi, I'm Captain Morgan and this is my uptight brother, J.P.

I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence.

Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion.

funny puns involving Captain Morgan For Christmas i'm getting the boy i'm dating a fifth of Captain Morgan and another present. My name is Morgan and i wanted something funny to write on the bottle or card relating it back to my name.

I went to the store today to stock up on bread, beer, and Captain Morgan just in case Hurricane Sandy decides to double back to NC..... Always good to be prepared...

How does the siren like her Captain Morgan? On the rocks...

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.