""Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"" Some American tourists were cruising the marketplace in Cairo, Egypt, looking for some souvenirs to bring home with them, and one of them came across a man knelt down by a camel and he asked. ""Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"" The Egyptian looked at him, reached up, and took the camel by the balls and moved them slightly to the left. ""Its ten after two."" he pronounced. The American was amazed, he couldn't believe what he …