By Dr Somdutt Prasad Jokes

Priest and the Driver in Heaven - By Dr Somdutt Prasad A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. God to the guy : Who r u ? Guy : I am Udupi-Mangalore Express Bus driver. God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven. God to the Priest : Who r u ? Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people. God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven. Priest :…

INDIAN BRAIN vs JAPANESE BRAIN - By Dr Somdutt Prasad In Japan, in a soap manufacturing company the soap blocks were made, then wrapped in a wrapping paper automatically on an assembly conveyer belt and finally packed in cartons... Many a times it happened that the wrapping machine wrapped the paper without soap. i.e. you had an empty packet without soap. To rectify this problem the Japanese company bought a X-ray scanner from the US for $60,000 to check on the assembly line whether the containe…