George Bush dies
Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter says to him, "Who are you?"
Einstein says, "I'm Albert Einstein."
St. Peter says to him, "A lot of people pass through these gates, how can I be sure that you're the real Einstein?"
So St. Peter gives him a blackboard, and Einstein draws and proves the amazing theory of relativity.
St. Peter is amazed and says, "Go in! You're Einstein!"
Many decades later, Pablo Picasso dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,…