Bud Lite Jokes

3 Women In A Bar A redhead asks the bartender for a ML: Bartender - ""what's a ML?"" redhead - "" Miller Lite - DUH!"" The Brunette asks for a BL: Bartender - ""what's a BL?"" brunette - ""Bud Lite - DUH!"" The Blonde asks for a ""15"" Bartender - ""what's a ""15""?"" Blond - "" Seven and seven - DUH!""

The Man at the Bar A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says, ""Give me a Bud Lite."" When the bartender brings him the beer, he notices the guy pokes at his hand and starts talking. When he stops talking, the bartender asks, ""What are you doing with your hand on your face?"" The guy says, ""A while ago I was hit by lightning and from then on my hand became a cell phone."" The bartender says, ""Oh! You're full of it!"" So the guy says, ""If you…

A man walks into a bar... And asks the bartender ""Get me a drink. I'll take anything but Bud Lite."

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, "Hey give me an ML." The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite. Following her, the redhead walks up to the bartender and says, "I'd like a BL." Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a Bud Lite. Last, the blonde walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me a Fifteen." "A Fifteen?" the bartender repli…