Three nuns are in a hefty discussion about what it is that men have between their legs. The first says: ""I've been told that they have a hump of flesh there"" ""No, no, no, that can't be"" says the second, ""My mother always told me they have a stick there"" ""Ah, you are both ignorant"", replies the third, ""men definitely have a little bird down there"" One day brother Fransiscus is visiting from another monastery and the nuns decide to put their theories to the test. The first nun walks up, …