Brock Jokes

Guys WhatsApp status be like "at the gym" since 2014.... Brother are you going to fight Brock Lesnar or just trying to get 12 pack??!!!

Dad, did you let the parrot name me? - Haha, no that's ridiculous, Brock.

My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go... Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled.

Misty is in the shower and Brock is at the door knocking. What does Brock say? Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

So I went to my first gym today Brock was pretty hard.

I challenged Brock Lesnar to a fight.. But he ain't got the guts.

Three men died and as soon as they arrive in heaven they meet Jesus 'To enter heaven you must do what I say' said Jesus He goes to the first man: 'Fernand, kiss my hand, and you're free to go.' the man kisses Jesus hand and enters the paradise 'Pete, kiss my feet and you're free to go.' the man kisses Jesus feet and got into the golden gate When Jesus goes to talk to the third one, he sees the man running away 'Hey Brock, why are you running?'

Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock.

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock? She saw his Onix harden.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5