Blueberry Hill Jokes

The principal of a school stops by a teacher's room... and tells her, ""I'm sorry for not telling you sooner, you're going to have three new students today, from out in the country."" The teacher prepares three new desks, and waits all morning, but no new students show up. That is, until one boy in a pair of overalls runs in at about 10:00 a.m. and says, ""Sorry Miss Teacher, ma'am. I was on the top of Blueberry Hill till just now, and then I see the time and come a-runnin!"" The teacher excuses…

Blueberry Hill A kindergarten teacher is calling in students from recess when she notices several students are missing. A few minutes later, one of the students, a young boy, turns up in the class room. ""Why are you late?"" the teacher asks. ""I was on top of Blueberry Hill"" the boy replies, taking his seat. A few minutes later, another boy shows up. ""Why are you late?"" the teacher asks? ""Sorry, I was on top of Blueberry Hill,"" the boy tells her. Later still, another boy arrives at the cla…

A substitute teacher was beginning her first class... A substitute teacher is beginning her first class. Five minutes after it starts, a boy walks in. ""Class started five minutes ago, why are you late?"" The teacher asked. ""I was on top of Blueberry Hill,"" He replied. The teacher shook her head at the boy and sent him to his desk. Five minutes later, the door flings open and another boy walks in. ""Class started ten minutes ago, why are you late?"" ""I was on top of Blueberry Hill."" Again, t…