Blt Jokes

Two guys walk into a sandwich shop... The 1st guy says, ""I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."" ""One BLT coming right up!"" Says the sandwich maker. The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says ""I'll have a Donald Trump."" Confused, the sandwich maker asks, ""A Donald Trump, what's that?"" In which the the second guy replies, ""all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle.""

My dad's favorite joke Two men go out to lunch. One man orders a BLT, but the waitress says "We're out of BLTs." The man contends they cannot be out of BLTs, and asks whether they have bacon. The waitress answers in the affirmative. The man asks whether they have tomatoes. Again, the waitress answers "yes." The man asks whether they have lettuce, and the waitress states they are indeed out of lettuce. The man asks whether he can have cabbage instead of lettuce, and the waitress agrees to arrang…

A Koala walks into a bar... A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a BLT sandwich. The Koala eats the BLT sandwich, gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and proceeds to walk out of the bar. The bartender, in shock, shouts to the Koala, "Hey, who do you think you are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and just where do you think you're going!?" The Koala replies, "Hey, I'm a Koala. Look it up." The frustrated bartender pulls ou…