Black Lagoon Jokes

For Halloween What do you call a lycanthrope with no sense of direction? A were-am-I-wolf What did the mummy say at the end of his embalming? That's a wrap Has anyone stopped to consider that The Creature From the Black Lagoon is just the victim of an oil well accident?

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. ""Nothing"" replied the assistant. ""Nothing?"" she asked ""but how can I look like a film star?"" ""Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?"" replied the assistant.