Christmas gift to a friend... could afford much but the payphone is cheap. Me: ""Hello, is this the Police?"" Police: ""Yes. What do you want?"" Me: ""I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Jones! He is hiding marijuana inside logs of firewood in his woodshed"" Police:""Thank you very much for the call, sir."" The next day, the Police descend upon Billy's house. They search the woodshed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. The…