Bill Cosby Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

A German man was fined 500 for sedating his girlfriend so that he could keep playing video games. The court called it ""an act of deliberate assault,"" while Bill Cosby called it ""a waste of perfectly good sedative.""

Bill Cosby admitted drugging women.. ...when he was questioned later about how he managed to sedate so many women he said simple, I put it in their pudding. I'll get my coat.

When did the guy who got a tatoo of Bill Cosby on his leg realise he had made a terrible mistake? When his leg fell asleep. [Sause Maher] (http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/2/15/11/enhanced-buzz-19988-1360946115-9.jpgWhen his leg fell asleep. [Sause Maher] (http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/2/15/11/enhanced-buzz-19988-1360946115-9.jpg)

I saw Bill Cosby at the bar last night... He asked me if I needed any sugar for my Long Island iced tea.

So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night.

I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby.

[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan

Bill Cosby was puddin' his pop where it didn't belong.

Would Bill Cosby make a shitty bartender?

I know that Bill Cosby is guilty because his comedy has been putting me to sleep for years

My Bill Cosby impression use to get me laughs at the bar... ...but now when I do it, I end up with a criminal record.

With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State

I slept so good last night.. It was like I was on a date with Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby is like Santa Claus He comes while you're asleep.

Is Bill Cosby guilty? Is Bill Cosby guilty of all these crimes against women? Well, we shall see, cuz the proof is in the pudding!

If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?

Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby.

Why would Bill Cosby make a great lawyer? The proof is in the pudding

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, ""How many grains of sand are in the beach?"" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, ""How many stars are in the sky?"" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the nex…

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, ""How many grains of sand are in the beach?"" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, ""How many stars are in the sky?"" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little johny decides that the next…

Question for the Class One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little joh…

A joke my dad told me when I was young Timmy went to school every day. On Fridays, his teacher would ask a question and whoever got it right would be excused from school for a week. One Friday the students were in class at the end of the day and the teacher asks the question. "How many grains of sand are there on the entire earth?" "But mam, how are we supposed to know that?" The students respond. "Well I guess I'll see you all Monday!" The next week on Friday she gets the classes attention…

These Jared from Subway jokes are so tired Bill Cosby started using them to knock out his victims

Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold.