The farmer and his 3 daughters There was this farmer that was really protective of his three daughters. In fact, he always met their boyfriends at the door with a shotgun. At 5:30 Friday night, there was a knock at the door. The farmer answered it with his gun. The guy at the door said, ""Hello, my name is Eddie, I'm here for Bettie, we're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?"". The farmer paused, then said ""Ok, she's ready"" . Another half hour passed and there was another knock. The farmer answ…