Bad Bernie Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, ""F.F."" His wife turned to him and answered, ""E.F."" Out on the highway, he said, ""F.F."" She responded simply, ""E.F."" He repeated, ""F.F."" She again replied, ""E.F."" ""Mom! Dad!"" their son yelled. ""What's going on?"" Bad Bernie answered: ""Your mother wants to eat first!""