At some point, male "pick-up artists" are just going to start chasing women around like Benny Hill.#Benny Hill#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
if you're hiding from a deranged killer and forget to put your phone on silent, at least make the ringtone the benny hill theme.#Benny Hill#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Cops have a warrant for my arrest] Cops: you're coming with us! *Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away* Foot chase ensues.#Foot Chase#Benny Hill#Technology#Police0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: He's your son! Me: So you say! But I don't... *Kid dances across the room to the Benny Hill theme song* Me: ...ok fine he's my son.#Benny Hill#Marriage#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off#Benny Hill#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp