Beach When Jokes

A Jewish Grandmother and her Grandson are walking on the beach... When a wave comes over the grandson and takes him under. The grandmother falls to her knees and begs, ""Oh God! Please bring back my grandson!"" Another wave crashes, and the grandson is soaked, but otherwise unharmed. The grandmother looks to the skies and says, ""Where's his hat?""

A lemon falls asleep on the beach... When it wakes up, it discovers that somebody has built a wall around it made of white stone with tiny vertical lines painted on it. It asks the painter why and the painter responds very softly so as not to wake up the orangutang sleeping beside them. The lemon then opens the door with its tiny yellow arms and enters the room of the king. The king is extremely frustrated so the lemon leaves the room, lies down and falls asleep again. When it wakes up the paint…