A man is walking on the beach Suddenly, he finds an old lamp. Randomly, he rubs it, and a genie pops out! ""Hello, mortal!"", the genie says. ""Because you freed me from the lamp, I shall grant you ONE wish!"" The man thought long and hard before saying, ""I wish for a bridge to the Bahamas. That way, I could just drive there whenever I wanted to!"" The genie burst into laughter. ""What an utterly idiotic request!"", the genie said. ""Do you have any idea how IMPOSSIBLE such a thing would be? Su…